The refrigerator story...
*Based on a true story*
It was a chilly Thursday as I walked into work only to be met with an atrocious dead animal smell. After inquiring around, I discovered that the smell must be coming from a mouse that had died in the walls overnight. So we (Greg, Andrew, and I) not being able to bear the smell, set out to see if we could find the mouse & quickly dispose of him. Andrew decided to pull out the refrigerator to see if he had been caught in a mouse trap that was back there. (First of all, let me explain the way our refrigerator is set up. There's a tiny breakroom with a microwave, table, plates & such that is on the left side of the hallway. At the very end of the hallway, is a little alcove that the refrigerator [which will be referred to as the fridge from now on] is nicely situated right next to the breakroom.) As big strong Andrew pulled the fridge out about a foot away from the back wall, the cord came unplugged from the socket. After peaking through the crack between the side wall & fridge, Andrew decided that the stinky mouse wasn't to be found back there. "Hey, Esther, come here for a second!"
"Watcha need?"
"Here, you're little; step on my hands, get on top of the fridge, reach down, plug the cord back in, then jump down."
"Umm ok," I innocently replied, "but I don't want to stand on your hands." So Andrew drug over a ladder, and I climbed up & sat on top of the fridge. "Uhh I hate to tell you this, but the cord is all the way at the bottom."
"Ok, well just jump down there & plug it back in."
"Ok." Brave widdle Esther jumped down, plugged the cord back in, and said "Now what?"
"Now you just jump back on top & climb down the ladder." (Let me interject that I had been sick for a couple of days, so I didn't have all my strength back yet.)
"Andrew, there is no way that I can do that! The fridge is pretty tall & I don't have anything to boost myself on." A couple seconds went by, and it suddenly hit us.....I was stuck behind the fridge!!
"Are you seriously stuck back there? I can't believe I got you to go back there without thinking about how you would get back out! Ohh, this is a priceless moment!" Of course, I burst out laughing at his victory moment & he flipped open his cell phone to take pictures. Then Greg (who had been on the phone not knowing what was going on) walked down the hallway and said, "Don't tell me, you got Esther stuck behind the fridge??" My laughter that followed was precisely the answer to his question. Andrew climbed on top of the fridge, stuck his hand down, & said, "Here, grab my hand, and I'll help pull you up." That didn't work because I was weak from getting over a cold & laughing so hard. So Andrew decided that the only way was if he jumped down & pushed the fridge out far enough for us to squeeze through the gap in between the fridge & the breakroom. (Pushing the fridge out farther means that the cord will come unplugged again.) While he was jumping down, Greg walked over to the General Manager Edward's office and said, "Edward I think we need a new memo. No getting stuck behind fridges!" Then when Greg came back and realized we were both back there, "Ooh now they're both back there! What are you guys doing??" Right at that moment, the phone started ringing. Now normally, Andrew & I are the ones that are responsible for answering the phone; so Greg chimes in again, "Oh great, now that they're both stuck back there, who's going to answer the phone?!" I might add that through this whole ordeal, I am still laughing so hard that I'm starting to cry, and that of course makes Andrew laugh. Finally, I squeeze into the breakroom while Andrew wrapped the cord up higher so I could reach it later. The end of this story is that I composed myself, Andrew & Greg pushed the fridge back, I climbed on top, & plugged it back in saving the day!
Moral of this story = never listen to your best friend when they tell you to plug the fridge cord in. 
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